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Quarter share to whole animal. Vacuum-sealed, labeled, freezer-ready for 1–2 years — shipped to all 48 continental states.

$1,550–$5,700 quarter share to whole animal
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Pick your share

Quarter
125+ lbs guaranteed · fits ~4 cu ft
$1,550
Half
240+ lbs guaranteed · fits ~8 cu ft
$2,950
Whole
460+ lbs guaranteed · split it with another family
$5,700
Marbled wagyu ribeye

Every share is roughly 40% ground, 35% mid cuts and roasts, 25% steaks. Stu tailors the cut sheet with you on the call before anything is charged.

Quick answers

How much freezer space do I need?

Quarter ~4 cubic feet, half ~8, whole ~16. A standard chest freezer handles a quarter easily.

I'm not in Florida — can I still order?

Yes. Shares ship frozen to all 48 continental states.

How does it work after the call?

Stu walks you through the cut sheet and timing on the call — nothing is charged until you approve it. Payment by ACH, wire, or Bitcoin.

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